Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Am HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi everyone! It's been a while actually since I've 'actually' gone back but I'm just pure lazy when it comes to these kinds of things. My blog, unfortunately, is always left neglected for some time until I get off my lazy bum and write something down. Haaaa!~ Penang! Home! Quite nothing like it! I'm just ever so glad that now I'm back all safe and sound in my cozy little house with my beautiful family. Ah, it actually tastes like a little piece of heaven! And all the food! Nih yg nk wat cm Kei nih! "The FOOD! Think of the FOOOOD!!!" Haha! Lol.

And all that unlimited access to the internet! Wohooo! Gile menyeronokkan! Have been downloading songs, watching videos left and right and getting all those pix of Kazuya Kamenashi and Akanishi Jin like crazy! Ya gotta love all those Gokusen dudes! They are way HAWT! :D

What else have I been doing these couple of days? Hm??? Oh, yeah, eating! There's like a mountain of food in the fridge right now! You can barely shove anything else in there! And just yesterday Mama made pineapple pie! OMG! I'm so gonna get fat but who gives a shit, right? I can eat what I like and guess what it's my frickin' body and I'll do whatever I like to it thank YOU very much! Hmph! Well, anyway, yes I haven't yet been any where yet except for last night. We had dinner at this gerai somewhere at Jalan Tengah. Actually both Mama and Papa wanted to go to this other restaurant called Pak Hussein or something but Ima and Yaya were screaming and yelling at the very idea of it.

Grudgingly they admitted that the food at this 'Pak Hussein' was very delicious but the real reason why they didn't want to set foot in this place was because there was this creepy old man who kept on harassing them. They got really scared of him. Ima said that the asshole actually went and said "Hak yg mana yg kakak?" to which she replied quietly "Saya." And the fool kept on trying to approach them. When I heard what the stupid retard did it immediately brought back memories of me at the Section 17 bus station in Shah Alam. You know those ugly freaks that yell at the top of the lungs "Johor Bahru!!" or "Pulau Pinang!!"? Yeah, well, one of these freaks actually had the nerve to comment me! ME!!!??? I was yawning at that time and he saw me from A FAR(mind u) and had the audacity to say "Haaa, dia dah menguap!" What the hell was that all about??? I wanted to just grab this HUGE stick or pole or something and just RAM it up his stupid face! Seriously! He was just *so* annoying!

So I told Ima and Yaya about it and said that if that sort of freak ever came near you guys again just completely ignore them! Glare at them but don't say a word. Show how disgusted you are by these idiotic 'kolot' people but don't speak! They're just one of those idiotic morons who just happened to have crawled out of a cave and probably came into human contact for the very first time.

Ima and Yaya said they were seriously creeped out by the dude because he was an ugly old balding man with one tooth missing. He sounded like a piece a shit to me. They said he looked like a pervert. He even went and comment "Haaa, awat muka masam?" at Ima when she made a face at him. OOooooh! Kalaulah aku dapat laki tu serious nk bagi ja! Nk bantai muka dia puas2 buang! Makhluk macam tu tak patut biaq hidup lah! Meluat betui!

Mula2 tu Mama and Papa still wanted to go to that Pak Hussein place. And in the car, all of us kept arguing with each other. Mama and Papa both accused Ima and Yaya of over-reacting and being dramatic. But as my two little sisters kept on telling them what really happened, and me supporting them, Mama and Papa said "Alright, we'll go eat at the other restaurant." The girls really cooled down at the thought and all of us started to talk about these 'weirdos'. Papa kept on saying things like "The next time I catch this guy doing that to you guys I'm gonna tell 'im off!!" or "Patut mau ckp skit 'Hang tok sah dok ganggu budak2 lah! Hang buat kerja hang sendiri sudahlah!'".

In any case, the other place we went to served quite delicious stuff too. Later, as we drove on, I saw that Pak Hussein restaurant and it sure did look a nice place to eat. But no regrets. My poor little dears were severely creeped out by the sicko and they've developed a phobia for that place. Yaya actually cried out "This place is CURSED!!" to which me and her started quoting The Mummy; "This is cursed! That is cursed!" Lol. I pity the girls. I know how they feel. It's like having a retarded stalker (actually used to have one those...eeek!) following you everywhere. Well, I suppose that's about it. Have found a new love in the Gokusen dudes and J-Pop band KAT-TUN. Hey! Say! JUMP is also pretty good too. Hm, should give Jun Matsumoto's band Arashi a try as well. Ja ne!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I gave you an award!!

:p

Hey, when will you be free? Got to have an outing la...miss everyone.

Sparrow_Wing said...

I'll b free after the 10th of May! Thanks hunny! Nanti kte get-together, kay!

The Jeweller said...

Oh lord, you're the one who's cursed, not the pakcik or the stall. Hahahaha!!!

Sparrow_Wing said...

Ceh! Kei nih mmg nk kena! Naughty nasty Kei n his butter cookies. Lame! LAME!!! (JK) >________<